NFL Math - Week 6

Here are the equations

The Colts + The Steelers = The only teams that have a chance against the Cheaters

TO + his post game comments saying the Patriots weren't the best team = delusion

Wade Phillips + Decision to always rush 5 people at Brady and the best O line in football right now leaving his fucking shitty secondary one on one with those receivers = DELUSION (in caps cause it is that stupid!)

Pasadena streets after all those horses pass during the Rose Parade + A cow pasture + A newborn baby's diaper = The only thing shittier than the Rams

The Saints + Reggie Bush + his performance on Sunday night + a win = False hope

The Seahawks + Shaun Alexander + his performance on Sunday night + a loss = Real despair

Sucking a cock + planning to kill himself + crying himself to sleep + collecting unemployment = Things Bobby Petrino should be doing other than coaching an NFL team

Aliens landing in my bedroom + If I ever got to have sex with Charlize Theron + The Patriots NOT winning the Superbowl = The only things that would amaze me more than the fact that the Chiefs keep winning with that personnel

Sucking + Sucking + Sucking + Sucking = The Cincinnati Bengals

Running + efficient QB play + Tough ass defense + a dick head for a coach = The Jacksonville Jaguars (This team scares the crap out of me as a Colts fan. Monday night could be tough)

Why? + Why? + Why? + Why? = Seriously, it is the same fucking song every week, but WHY DO YOU KICK THE BALL TO HESTER!!!

Moves + Power + Speed - Durability = The newest star in the NFL, Adrian Peterson (This guy kicks ass!!)

No QB + a guy who looks like a molester as their coach = Why the Vikings will suck even with Peterson

TD + TD + TD + TD = Par for the course for LT vs. the Raiders

Sleeping Beauty + Snow White + A hibernating bear = Things that have awoken from their slumber like the Giants and Chargers

Coughlin coaching + Norv Turner coaching = Another guaranteed sleeping pill later on this season

Smoke + Mirrors + great corners = How Green Bay keeps winning

Running water + the light bulb + the airplane + the wheel = Things that weren't yet invented when Vinnie Testaverde started in the NFL

I mean seriously...

Tennessee + Tampa = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..sorry, I just finally woke up from that piece of shit game

Not hiring Britney Spears as a baby sitter + not giving your credit card number to a Nigerian + benching Chad Pennington = No Brainers (unless you are the Mangenius apparently...I fear for his family)

Just crappy enough = The Philadelphia Eagles

Check back after the Monday Night game

Till next week

PS. FUCK THE CHEATERS!!!