Introduction

Back when I worked for a big corporation, I used to send out some math problems dealing with the NFL season for my co-workers to enjoy. I called this little weekly email NFL Math. So now I have decided to bring this little feature to the masses. Let me lay down a few ground rules so that you guys (and gals) know how this works.

- I will try to have at least 1 equation about every team in the NFL every week...unless the team is as shitty as the Raiders or as boring as the Bucs were last year and then they get bumped for more interesting fodder.

- I am a huge Colts fan. HUGE! I want to kill when they lose, and I feel a vague sense of relief when they win. They will be mentioned every week. I call em like I see em with the team, but I am a homer and will praise them without regard to fairness. If reading nice sentiments about the Colts bothers you, go read Bill Simmons!

- I hate the Patriots, but I do realize they are a great organization and Brady, while being a full fledged cunt, is still one of the best QBs ever. That being said, bad things will be said about the Patriots throughout the season. If you don't like the Patriots being trashed as callow, poor spirited assholes, go read Bill Simmons!

- There are 3 other teams that will get at least 2 equations throughout the season because NFL math started for their fans, and they would be the Cowboys, Broncos, and Vikings. I know, the Cowboys are the Yankees of football. Everyone talks about them, but I have to in fairness to Jim and his constant optimism that this will be the first year in the last ten where the Cowboys were relevant again. For Mike I have to talk about the Broncos and that weird lazy eyed ego manic called Mike Shanahan. For years I hated the Broncos for having the biggest cunt in the league as their QB (Jake Plummer), since he retired...I still hate ego Mike! Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!!! And the Vikings, well, they are just...sorry to put you through that but Jack still sticks with them like a hundred dollar bill sticks to a stripper's ass when you make it rain on a boat in the middle of a scum filled Minnesota lake.

- This is done on my free time, so don't give me shit about spelling and grammer

- As the weeks progress, it will get funnier I promise

- Most equations involve addition and subtraction, and every now and then multiplication or division. If you want smarter NFL insight, read TMQ

- Here are the NFL's most worthless writers in alphabetical order:
King, Peter

- Brett Favre sucks

- Brett Favre really really really sucks

- Fantasy Football is ruining your life, stop playing and don't expect me to talk about a player ruining my season cause he didn't catch 12 passes for 200 yards with 4 TDs against the Bills like I thought he would. If you want to hear these bullshit stories, read Bill Simmons!

- Other topics will occasionally come in

- If you read this blog, please share it with other football fans

Thanks and let's have another great season...where the Colts win the Superbowl again and the Cowboys continue to suck on my balls!