Week 1 Math - Monday Night Games

Here are some equations for the Monday night games

Tom Brady + same baby daddy issues - ability to thread a needle with a pass = Matt Leinart

Arizona Cardinals - ability to hold a lead in the 4th Quarter = They are who we thought they were

Steve McNair - the 2nd half ot the Superbowl he lost where he played great = the most average "great" QB ever

The drummer for Def Leppard + Captain Hook + a four year old girl = 3 people that can hold on to a football better than the Ravens

Ocho Cinco + lame TD celebration = On thin Ice

Johnson + Johnson + Johnson + Johnson + Johnson = the Cincinnatti Bengals

Espionage + Illegal Drugs + Poor Sportsmanship = The New England Patriots

One side note. I think this camera taping thing is getting misinterpreted. That guy was taping the defensive coach for the Jets so that Belichick could wack off to it when he gets back to the office. That's how Bill gets off, much like James Spader in Sex, Lies, and Videotape. As soon as Bill sees them call for a Cover 2...money shot!

See you next week!